Terrorists just need a big hug

I'm with Christine and Sarah, we should lay off the Islamic Community - what the hell have they got to do with Terrorism and this ISIS stuff?

 

What impact would their leaders have on this issue given it's got nothing to do with them?

 

Apart from a few thousand Islamic lone wolves, none of the terrorist acts

around the world have had anything Islamic about them.

 

Lay off Abbott and let these kids have their Contiki tours of Iraq and the Levant

and let some steam off.

 

 

Poor old David Hicks, another hatchet job by the Libs.

The guy only went on a holiday to Afghanistan to play paint ball with Osama Bin Laden.

Bloody Abbott has it in for anyone who hangs out with Terrorist groups, it's just not fair!

Us Greens love bushfires and hot weather, but bugger the rain!

At the Greens "we can't stand the rain!"

Christine retweeted this beauty. Dry, heat and 63 retweets getting this important message out. Abbott is destroying Australia with his policies - he's causing bushfires and soaring temperatures!

 

Unfortunately Christine hasn't tweeted in the past nine days. Not enough good news on fires and hot weather. Are all our Green comrades on holiday as the retweets have dried up too.

 

 

 

 

No retweet Chris?

 

 

Only 1 retweet! Maybe Christine stopped following Outback News along with the rest of the Greens as it appears to be a bit right wing in its weather coverage lately?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah's study tour findings worth their weight in carbon emissions

Sarah nailed her study tour to the middle east.

Unconcerned about the plight of her fellow Australians, Sarah selflessly subjected herself to the torment of travelling through Abu Dhabi and on to a refugee camp or two.

Sarah really provided tremendous insight on the Syrian refugee camps in the middle east, something lacking from the coverage Australian's have witnessed.

Unbelievable and inspiring! We must all be thankful that as taxpayers we have made this worthy sacrifice and Sarah got double frequent flyer points!

Evil coal must go now, turn out the lights!

Christine and the Green gang have done a great job in getting coal classified as evil. It's actually worse than ISIS in the eyes of the Greens and I'm on board, even got a bumper sticker and T-shirt.

 

Christine said if the Greens won the election in Victoria she'd immediately shut down those evil coal plants in Hazelwood, Anglesea and Yallourn.

 

Go Green girl, shut this stuff down within 12 months she said.

 

I don't mind candlelight, but for 10 years!

 

We need to build 6 of the world's largest solar plants right here in Victoria at a cost of $17.4 Billion or whack up 8 more of the largest Wind Farms in the Southern Hemisphere for a bargain $8 Billion in a big hurry. I'm sure Christine has thought through this part?

Greens move to stamp out gender with range of Green toys

I'm with Larissa, lets stamp out gender -
it's far too confusing for kiddies in a trans sexual Green world.

Who wants gender stereotypes in this world.

While we're at it let's even shoot Santa,
he's repressed generations of children long enough! 

I saw this on the Greens website, I'm buying it for my 19 year old daughter.

Non gender Chris, Wally the Trans sexual wind farmer or

Bob the environmentally aware ballerina.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The all consuming Green experience

I love the way our new Greens are embracing the party.

They all come to worship the green God Bob via his disciple Christine.

Not that I've ever attended a rally, but the feel I get is a spiritual green karma

with Bob's children all hypnotically walking as one after drinking buckets of Green Kool Aid.

 

This Green stuff has real potential to become a lifestyle.

Praise be to Bob and the Green brothers and sisters.

 

 

 

Gotta admit Green does look better than Orange

 

 

Inhuman treatment at Manus, refugees should get treated like real Aussies do!

According to an unnamed former case worker some poor bugger on Manus had a tooth infection that wasn't treated straight away. Someone else didn't get new clothes straight way after their old ones were worn.

This appalling treatment of refugees should never be tolerated in a civilized world. Only Sarah will tour the Pacific to champion this cause...

That's why I vote Green. 

Sarah's always looking for injustice outside of Australia. 
She's selfless in ensuring that everyone who wants to come to Australia should get here and they should be treated better than anyone who actually lives here.